Jingle Bell Rot

Jingle-bell, Jingle-bell, Jingle-bell rot!
Jingle-bell slime, let mourning bells chime!
Chilling and killing is bushels of fun,
Now the Jingle-Chop? has begun!

Jingle-bell, Jingle-bell, Jingle-bell rot!
Jingle-ghouls sing, we’ll be slaugh-ter-ing!
Thrashing, and slashing, we’ll rip and we’ll tear,
Screams will fill the air!

Chorus:

In the night-time, it’s the fright time,
To Rethozokk, we pray!
What a fell time for our dark crime--
Come, my minions, it is time to slay!

Lead the charge, Nightmare, with flames on your feet!
Mortal prayers are for naught!
Feel, now, the tingle of your final heart-beat,
Then you’ll jingle-bell rot!

(Repeat Chorus)

Lead the charge, Nightmare, with flames on your feet!
Mortal prayers are for naught!
Feel, now, the tingle of your final heartbeat!
Then you’ll go to hell,
And you’ll bloat and swell,
As you jingle-bell rot!

(maniacal laughter)